Ok. There is one species of woman that many men, including yours truly will hope to miraculously find in his lifetime. Yes I am referring to the SQUIRTER. And for those who don’t know what it means, a squirter is someone who releases so much water during sex/orgasm that a fountain of water will shoot out from her pussy. I am sure many men must have watched such a scenario in porn movies. But how many of us have really found one – the elusive and legendary squirter.

squirting fountain

Despite the many woman that I have come into close proximity with throughout the years, I have not met one. Sure I have been with many women that are very wet and screamed very loudly during sex, but an actual woman who squirts? Never!

I had almost given up the search for one when one day, completely out of the blue, I happened to bump into one. Quite literally. See, I was with a couple of friends knocking back a few jugs of beer in a relatively sleazy hang flower joint which consists of thai, vietnamese and korean dancers.

vietnamese dancers singapore

I was getting pretty high at my table when I spun around and literally bumped into this gorgeous tall woman who flashed the most beautiful and angelic smile. I am a sucker for long legs and a beautiful smile, and this woman captured my attention instantly. So when it was her turn to go on stage to ‘parade’ herself in hope of getting ‘flowers’, I bought a 50 dollar flower garland which was hung on her. She smiled and did a little bow in my direction.

By the way I later found out that these girls in fact don’t get a fixed salary. They come here on a social visit pass of one month and they already owe their agent or the night club bosses $1,000. This is for food, lodging and the air ticket. So basically, they will have to sell a thousand dollars worth of flowers or drinks before they even start making any money. After they have earned their first one thousand dollars, they then split profits with the establishment on a 60-40 basis. Some women who looks average or don’t know how to make men feel good, might not even make a thousand dollars in a month. So next time you hang flower on one of these girls, consider yourself doing a good deed. I digress.

So after the ‘modeling’ segment, the girl with long legs came over to my table. Let’s just called her Ling. I found out that she came from vietnam and she it was her first week in Singapore. She wasn’t the prettiest girl in the club but she had a classy demeanor and a very fun personality that I found extremely attractive.

vietnamese girl

To cut the long story short, we exchanged numbers and I saw her again several times both in the club and outside the club before she had to go back to Vietnam after one month.

In the next month, I flew to Vietnam to visit her. It had been several years since I last visited Vietnam. It always reminded me of Singapore in the 1980s, very vibrant, very energetic with a special old school kind of charm. I love this country.

Meeting the Vietnamese girl was like meeting a long lost lover. We kissed and embraced. And I was really looking forward to spending time alone with her. We went to eat some famous Pho, drank some coffee at a Vietnamese Cafe. She brought me to many places on her motorbike and I must say riding on a motorbike behind a beautiful woman, through the busy streets of Ho Chi Minh, is one of the most amazing feeling in the world.

vietnamese girl on motorbike

At night, she stayed over at my hotel and I was already hard with anticipation. We made love for the first time. I fingered her and I could feel she was really wet. Her vagina was already contracting in spasms. then she mounted me. The way she moved her body was sensuous and slow, rocking back and forth but in a very slow and rhythmic fashion. Then I felt it. A gush liquid bursting out from her pussy and wetting my thighs and then soaking through the bed.

I was taken aback but it was a big turn on for me. We continued in several positions and I had to see it for myself. I stuck my fingers into her pussy while my other hand stimulated her nipples. Very shortly, her body was going into spasms and she was screaming. Then it happened, a burst of clear liquid erupting from her moist volcano. It soaked the bedsheets.

volcano eruption

The squirt was too powerful

I couldn’t help but smile. I kissed her gently on the lips and we hugged each other to sleep.

This was to be the start of a truly memorable find. The elusive squirter from Vietnam.

I have honestly never really understood the ‘Chinese tsunami’ happening in our country. Of course my definition of Chinese Tsunami is quite different from what a Malaysian PM might be refering to. I am refering to the  onslaught of China girls coming to our country to work as prostitutes, massage ladies and KTV hostesses. Essentially they all do the same job, but they differ in how much they are deluded in their jobscope.

china ktv girls

Anyway. My very first experience with a China girl happened some time ago through a wonderful modern technology known as wechat. For those unfamiliar with wechat, it is essentially an app that you can download to your phone. And for those people unfamiliar with what an app is, you can stop reading now. You belong to the dinosaur age. Goodbye.


Well, basically this app allows you to see a list of people near to you. So if you were staying in, for example Bugis, you can basically see a list of people using wechat who are living within a 2km radius to you.

One night, I couldn’t sleep and was playing with my phone at around 4 am. I saw Wechat amongst the most downloaded app on apple’s app center. So I downloaded the app and started playing around with it.

I scrolled through the list of people living near me. They either look like Indonesian maids, pervetish gays, Chinese whores or plain desperados. I was about to turn off the app when I spotted the photo of a very elegant and beautiful face. Basically, her photo look like this woman.


Most normal guys would be pretty mesmerized by her. So being a normal guy myself, I had to drop her a message. And I typed out a simple message in Mandarin. And to my surprise, she replied pretty shortly.

To summarize what happened, we texted each other until 6 in the morning. I found her to be humorous and pretty intelligent, completely different from the impression I had of China women. Yes I am shallow. Shoot me.

Anyway she told me she was working at a ktv, which I later found out was one of the most expensive ktv in Singapore – Lido Palace. I was curious to meet her but was extremely wary as well. I am sure we have all heard horror stories about these women, especially if they are working in the ktv scene. Their job is essentially extracting money from men. They should almost come with a warning sign. “Beware. Enter at your own risk.”

enter at your own risk

Anyway, my curiosity has been raised and I arranged to meet up with her for dinner and then drinks. I picked her up at her condo and while waiting for her outside her condo, my heart started pumping rapidly. I haven’t felt like this since oral exam during my O levels. Then I saw a group of 4 girls strutting towards the car, all dressed in skin tight dresses. One look and you could tell they were ‘working girls’.

This girl that I had chatted up – let’s call her Mei, was a little more plump than I had expected. But she was tall and she had style and a certain grace about her. And her smile definitely melt hearts.

It turned out that her friends were going to work and wanted a lift. So I sent her friends to work at some ktv in Parklane. They were very chatty and jovial throughout the journey. I guess they are used to making men like me feel comfortable. It’s their profession after all.

After dropping them off, I finally had some alone time with Mei. There was no feeling of awkwardness and we chatted like old friends. And yes, she strikes an uncanny resemblence to Zhao Wei.

After dinner, we proceeded to have drinks at a club. She’s a fish when it comes to drinking, downing one glass after another. The Ktvs have trained her well. In a few hours, we polished off a bottle of McCallen. And she started getting more and more touchy. She started holding my hand, and when I stared at her luscious lips, she leaned in and gave me a french kiss I couldn’t forget.

french kiss

Her friends came and joined us after work and we left the club to go to a Thai Disco. More drinks flowed. By then, we felt like lovers. It wasn’t long before she whispered in my ear “I want to go your place after this.” I think most men in my position would have jumped up, punched his fist in the air and shouted “goal!”.


But even though I was sufficiently intoxicated, I was still very much aware of the fact that she is after all a ‘money grabber’. What was she after? Do I need to pay her? Would she ask me for money for spending time with her tonight? After all, most of these Ktv girls would expect a tip of some sort.

Would it be rude if I asked her? There were just far too many questions running through my mind. Instead, I just told her “Maybe next time.” That got her pretty agitated. She replied quite harshly “It’s now or never.”

I replied “Not my place. Let’s go to a hotel.” She flashed her heart melting smile.

We finished up our drinks and checked into a hotel in town. We started kissing like mad long lost lovers once the hotel room door closed. Within seconds, she had completely undressed. I was actually a little disappointed with her boobs. They were a relative smaller B and judging from the cleavage she had displayed through the night, I could have sworn she was at least a C. I finally understood the magic of push up bras.

I went down on her and she screamed in ecstacy. I know many people would use this term in a figurative way but I actually meant it in a very literal way. She literally screamed. I was really worried that our neighbour would hear us. But we were both too high to actually care. She later told me that it was the first time she had received oral sex.

scream in ecstacy

not actual person.

We made love and finally collapsed into each other’s arms in ecstatic satisfaction.

In summary, we did it another three more times that night. It was one of the most satisfying experience of my life. Thank God for technology.

And the amazing thing was —– she didn’t ask for a cent.

It’s that time of the year again. Forget the past and bring in the new. It’s adieus 2012 and Hello 2013 ….

It’s also a time of reflection and a time of making new year resolution. How many people actually make new year resolutions but never keep them? Hands up! I believe 80 percent of all people have this problem. You give up after January.

What is the problem? When I first started this blog, I was in despair. I was broke, in debt, low in confidence, and was suffering a major depressive episode. The first thing that I changed about myself was my mind set and attitude …. I read all sorts of information about positive thinking, the subconscious … books like “The Secret”, “Power of the Subconscious”, “Think and Grow Rich”, I gobbled up the information ….

While still not entirely debt free, I am moving in a very sure-fire positive direction. It took a while but slowly and surely, I made positive steps in the right direction.

I have achieved most of the resolution I had set last year. How did I do it? By using a combination of positive intentions and physically working hard. What is positive intentions? By actively visualizing the things that you want, to the point that you feel you already have it. All you need is an active mind.

Additionally, you will also need to make sure your resolution is something that can be quantify. For example, someone might say I want to lose weight. This is much too vague for your mind to process. But if you say “I want to lose 10kg in three months” .. Now that is something quantifiable and a much better resolution. In the same way, saying “I want to make more money” should translate to “I want to make 200,000 dollars in one year” … then further break it down to how you are going to achieve it. Have goals and resolutions that can be quantifiable.


Lastly, tell people about your resolution. Because of social pressure, you will be more inclined to work towards the goals. Announce it to the world. If you have a blog, put those goals on it. If not, turn to your wife/best friend/significant other and tell them your goals/dreams/resolutions for the year. Ask them to help you monitor.

Having said that, here are my new year resolutions. Lets see how many of these I have achieved after a year. See ya last day of 2013!

1. Make $210,000 in one year

2. 15 minutes of exercise every day

3. Have a holiday in Japan

4. Clear ALL outstanding debts

5. Meet up with All my old friends



For those of you who don’t know what a ‘hang flower joint’ is, it’s a basically a pub/club/bar that dancers and singers sing or perform on stage. In exchange the customers will buy flowers to hang on the girls. And in exchange for these flowers, the girls will accompany you at your table after their performance. And the amount of time they accompany you will be directly proportionate to the amount of flowers you hang on them. The amount for the flowers start from ten dollars and goes all the way into the thousands.

hang flower joint

hang flower joint

One of my friends Andy is a big fan of these ‘hang flower joints’. So I have been accompanying him to several recently. I am absolutely flabbergasted by the amount of money that people spend in hanging flowers. I literally saw an old man purchase a thousand dollar banner to hang on the girl. A thousand??? Seriously? I wonder if he gets to fuck her after that. According to my friend Andy, it’s a no. It still depends on the girl.
What really puzzles me is why are men spending so much money on these women? I mean if it’s for sex I guess I can understand. But for false affection from these women, it really is pretty amazing. In these joints, there are very few physical contact other than the occassional holding of hands or the occassional peck on the lips or cheeks.

hang flower joint

hang flower joint

Watching my friend Andy desperately hanging 50 dollars worth of flowers on a few girls last night made me realize that these men are just pursuing the feeling of love. More specifically, First Love. I know it sounds kinda cliche but I think that’s the thing. It’s definitely not a physical thing. If not, they would have gone to a whore house or a massage parlour.

Or maybe it’s the thrill of the hunt. Pay money. Buy affection. Create a sense of ‘false dating’.

Or maybe these guys just have a lack of balls to approach women in clubs instead? Or maybe these older men with more financial power, they prefer to just pay and not have to deal with the fear of rejection. It’s a crazy world.

Epic Dickhead!

Posted: October 22, 2012 in Uncategorized

The. Funniest. Video. Ever.

Many people must have heard of this thing called miracle faith healing, where people who are sick/handicapped gets miraculously cured by a faith healer. These faith healers proclaim they have the power from God and this power allows them to cure the sick and the handicapped. The people who supposedly have this special power are known as faith healers.

What do I think of faith healers? To be very frank, I think 99 percent of faith healers are fakes. And when I mean fake, it could mean two things. One. These people are out to con and cheat. Two. They are so deluded that it becomes a reality for them, and it becomes part of their consciousness. Are there real faith healers? Possibly but unlikely.

There are numerous videos on the internet that debunks faith healing. But here is one that is both entertaining and very informative. Miracles For Sale


One of the most famous faith healers in America is a guy called Benny Hinn.

Benny Hinn

Benny Hinn

This guy is one of the biggest tele-evangelist faith healer in the world. He claims to be able to cure people of all kinds of sickness including cancer. And people willingly give money to his church and to him in exchange for such miracles. This guy is so rich that he actually has his own private jet.

Is this guy for real? Well, till date, there is not one single case of healing that he has done that can be confirmed and proven medically. There is a documentary exposing him on NBC several years ago.


The amazing thing is that even after he was being exposed on NBC, he still continues to do whatever he is doing and reaping big money for it. It just shows that when it comes to religion, people can be extremely irrational. And this is where the danger lies. Some people do exploit this irrational faith. They exploit this ‘weakness’ in people for personal gain. When I say ‘weakness’, it’s really just a natural human instinct. We can all fall prey to this ‘weakness’, especially when we are caught up in a religious frenzy. It is easy for the church leaders to explain away any doubts by using the words “Trust God” and “Have faith”. Most people will just shut up after that. Surely you won’t want to risk being called ‘faithless’ or ‘godless’?

Now, there is a big difference between real faith and blind faith.
Real faith is given by God – blind faith is drummed up by the individual.
Real faith is based on evidences – blind faith is based on wishful thinking.

So, we need to be aware and conscious of our faith. We cannot blindly follow. There are things we need to question. Benny Hinn is a perfect example of why we need to extremely cautious of blind faith. The recent City Harvest Saga has given us some food for thought. The fact that the church actually invited Benny Hinn to preach in 2007 shows what kind of belief system it has. “Leave them; they are blind guides. If a blind man leads a blind man, both will fall into a pit.” Matthew 15:14.

The entire Singapore has been engulfed in a flood of ‘spiritual’ awakening lately. Everyone and everyone suddenly has an opinion about the recent City Harvest Church saga. From taxi drivers, to pastors, to the aunties at the wet market, everyone has an opinion about Kong, his pop-star wannabe wife and the City Harvest Church.

So here are my thoughts.

Did Kong Hee and the other church leaders charged commit a crime?

kong hee charged

kong hee charged

The answer to this question is a very simple “We don’t know”. They have been charged, yes. But have they been proven guilty by the court? No. Although it’s true that the CAD must have substantial evidences against them, but they have yet to have a chance to tell their story.

What is the issue at hand?

Many members of the City Harvest Church (CHC) have much faith in Kong Hee, their beloved pastor. They say they can see the good work done by the church and they also have no problem giving money to support Sun Ho’s crossover project. The question and issue here is not whether the money was put to any good use. I am pretty sure that the cross over project must have done some good. The real issue is whether any laws have been broken. A man who steals say a million dollars from his office and then gives 100K to charity, is still committing a crime. Has he done some good? Yes, for sure! But he has broken the law. This is not the land of Robin Hood.

robin hood

robin hood

I can also understand why the church members are so supportive of Kong. Church members are generally very close. They also see the church leaders as people they look up to and their spiritual connection with God. They are like their brothers, and sisters and many church member are in fact closer to their church leaders than to their own family members. And I honestly think these church leaders are generally nice people. So imagine one day, someone accused your best friend/father/brother of committing a crime of fraud. What is your first reaction? Indignant? Shock? Disbelief? Defensive? All of the above? One might think “How could someone so close to me and who has done so much good be accused of a crime like that?” It’s a natural human instinct to side with those that we love. Again, I have no doubt that Kong and his leaders have done a lot of good for the community and for the church’s members. BUT it doesn’t mean they are perfect and they can do no wrong. We are only human after all.

city harvest church

city harvest church

Is City Harvest Church’s teaching sound?

I am not a member of the church so I can’t profess that I know all the doctrines in the church. But after listening to numerous sermons, accounts from past and present members, I do draw some conclusions. I am pretty sure quite a large part of their sermons and doctrines are good. They teach people to be good and to love God and to love people. But I feel there are two major problems with the teachings of the City Harvest Church.

City Harvest speak in tongues

First, the concept of prosperity preaching. For those who want to know more about prosperity preaching, please check out prosperity preaching. I firmly believe that the concept of prosperity preaching is against the word of God, which is the BIBLE. I have heard sermons from Kong Hee which he preaches about a ‘rich Jesus’, to give so that you can receive 100 folds from God, and that only the rich churches can do much more for God. I have seen him twist bible verses to suit his purpose and objectives for the church members to donate more and more money to the church. There are numerous passages from the bible talking about the evil of ‘the love for money’. Jesus even says “It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of God.” (Matthew 19:24)

The second issue with the teachings of the City Harvest Church has to do with this whole idea of speaking in tongues. For more information about speaking in tongues, you should check out speaking in tongues. Or you can just take a read of bible 1 Corinthians 14, which is a lengthy admonishment against falsely speaking in tongues by apostle Paul.

When the bible talks about speaking in tongues, it is basically an act of speaking in another language which the person has no prior knowledge of. It’s like an Indian suddenly speaking in perfect Mandarin. That is a real sign of a miracle. BUT it’s not speaking in gibberish which no one can comprehend, which is what the City Harvest church members (at least most of them) are doing.

I have spoken to a City Harvest leader many years ago about this, challenging him to the scriptures. In the end, he reluctantly admitted that speaking in tongues was more of a psychological thing than a real ‘gift’ from God. He went on to say that he still felt there was no issue. As long as this whole ‘speaking in tongues’ help the Christian to be closer to God, it was ok.

But it is an issue because a large part of the church’s walk with God would be based on a very big lie. Members believe that those who can speak in tongues are more spiritual and Godly. They are pressurized to be able to speak in tongues so that they are not looked down upon by the other members. So what you get is an entire congregation of people in some kind of trance, believing they are connecting to God when it’s just gibberish they are spouting.

Sure, they can get emotional when they are in that state of trance. They ‘feel’ a connection to God. But is it even real??? Emotions are a strange thing. They can make one believe in the strangest things or do the weirdest shit. But it would so interesting to see Jacelyn Tay and Jack Neo speaking in tongues in the church. That alone is worth the tithe.

jacelyn tay city harvest

jacelyn tay city harvest

jack neo city harvest

jack neo city harvest

Is Kong Hee a real con man?

Check out this picture of Kong Hee 20 years ago. What do you think?

kong hee nerd


Well, I believe that this guy first started the church with very good intentions. I really don’t think that he started out by wanting to con people. But who knows what happened along the way?

Kong Hee apparently got his masters and doctorate from a university known as New Covenant International University and Theological Seminary (NCIU). It seems that this school has no campus, no curriculum, no facilities, no office.

It does seem that NCIU is a diploma mill, with doctorates and master’s degrees for sale, where any incoherent, fatuous, and plagiarized essay qualifies as a doctoral thesis or dissertation.

If NCIU is indeed a bogus school, then Kong Hee has never taken any courses (not even by mail) normally expected of a pastor in a mainline Christian denomination.

Did Kong Hee’s probably bogus master’s degree help him in getting ordained in 1991?

What does it say about the honesty and integrity of Kong Hee and Pringle that they would seek to impress their flocks with probably bogus “doctorates” from an outfit such as NCIU? And most importantly, if the doctorate was fake, then is he even qualified to be the leader of the church? Does he know enough about the bible to lead such a big congregation?

Source from:
http://exchersonesusaurea.blogspot.sg/2 … -phil.html

Kong Hee rich ok?

I have no problem with Kong Hee being rich. But the question is how did he acquire his riches? Was he transparent about his pay? Was he transparent about all the businesses he owns which links to the church? The church, as a charity, gets tax exemptions. Therefore, transparency and accountability are crucial in the governance of the charity’s funds. TT Durai, Ming Yi and Joachiam Kang have all fallen prey to the temptation of greed and power. What makes the church members so sure that Kong and wife will not?

Sun Ho’s career

I am not going to talk about how disastrous those mtvs are. They started this so called crossover project with the intention of reaching out to Hollywood and to people who might otherwise not have a chance to know God. First and foremost, there are about 83 percent Christians in America. If they had wanted to save more souls, shouldn’t they have ventured out to places like China, or India?

sun ho hollywood

sun ho hollywood

Secondly, aren’t there any better singers that can be used for this project? Sun is neither the prettiest, most talented nor the youngest. Surely someone from the more than 33,000 membership can qualify? Was she chosen on merit? Or was it just simply a convenient case of ‘God chose her’?

Lastly, is spending 28 million justified in the project?


I am just curious about how the court case will turn out. Will it turn out more dark secrets on the church and its leaders? Or would the leaders come up with such a strong defence that CAD would be forced to mince their words? Let’s wait and see, shall we?